Sieved Rice Krispies to get rid of the ‘dust' for your kids.
Realised that the thing that’s falling out of the bottom of your jeans is yesterday’s pants.
Thought life would be considerably improved if Nadal were to play naked.
Held your bag up to your ear to see if it is your phone ringing.
Reported your car stolen when in fact you’d parked it on level 3 rather than level 4.
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